The Rundown: Cubs Blasted in Brew City, Happ Hurt(ish), Ballesteros Up, Trade Market Stagnant

“Burn it up, let’s go for broke. Watch the night go up in smoke.”Rock of Ages by Def Leppard

The Cubs have looked like a third-place team through two games in Brew City, and it doesn’t get any easier today. Shōta Imanaga will have to be at his best because he’s facing Freddy Peralta, and Chicago needs a win to avoid being swept. Meanwhile, the Brew Crew is having a blast and the disheveled Cubs are playing like they dropped a load in their drawers. Last night’s 9-3 loss wasn’t as close as the score indicates, and it was so bad I switched over to Netflix for my third viewing of Happy Gilmore 2.

Jed Hoyer said last week that Milwaukee isn’t going away anytime soon, but he’s done nothing to improve the team since. Sure, the market is severely constipated and nobody should be over-reactionary, but c’mon man! The Brewers are 32-15 (.681) since June 1, outpacing the Cubs by 5.5 games in that span. That said, Chicago still has the third-best record in all of baseball, so panic buying seems a little premature. Adding some reinforcements sounds like a good idea, but where to start? Milwaukee has exposed weaknesses in Chicago’s batting order, starting pitching, and its bullpen.

Sadly, that’s become an annual tradition once Chicago ventures north of the Cheddar Curtain. Chief among those weaknesses is premium power pitching. The Cubs lack it, and they struggle to attack it. They need to find their bats against Peralta this afternoon or its going to be another long day.

Cubs News & Notes

Ball Four

I’d say Craig Counsell has run out of patience with Ryan Pressly.

Central Intelligence

How About That!

ESPN’s Jeff Passan believes the biggest names on the trade market — Suarez, Kelly, Bieber, Bednar, Zac Gallen, Luis Robert Jr., and Ryan Helsley, among others — will all be traded with less than 12 hours remaining before the deadline. Expect a very busy Thursday. Passan also mentioned that the Padres are toying with something big. My two cents: San Diego covets Caissie and could try to send Dylan Cease and Robert Suárez to Chicago for a package that includes the outfield prospect.

The Astros are reportedly interested in a possible reunion with shortstop Carlos Correa.

Seranthony Domínguez had to switch dugouts after he was traded from the Orioles to the Blue Jays before yesterday’s game.

The Mets are interested in Robert Jr. and have discussed minor league outfielder Luisangel Acuña with the White Sox.

The latest sign of an impending Chris Sale trade: The Braves placed Ronald Acuña Jr. back on the IL with Achilles inflammation.

Rich Hill has been designated for assignment by the Royals and I’m sure the pitching-strapped Braves will be the first team to call him. He and Edwin Jackson have been major league players for 14 different organizations, and Hill has never played for Atlanta. The 45-year-old Hill will break a record if he pitches for a team he has yet to play for previously.

Benches cleared in last night’s Angels-Rangers game after Mike Trout was hit by a pitch from Texas reliever Shawn Armstrong.

Extra Innings

It appears Caissie is needed in Iowa much more than he is in Milwaukee.

They Said It

  • “It’s the human level of how you’re treated, frankly. And I think [Hoyer] just treats people really well and the right way. In a work environment like this, where it’s emotional, there’s emotional conversations, to know that that’s how he’s going to operate. You can have an emotional conversation, but still feel like you’re treated the right way. I think [that’s] something that’s really important.” – Counsell
  • “I made it clear that I wanted to be here [at the 2022 trade deadline], but that wasn’t – I don’t think that changed whether he was going to trade me or not. But I very much appreciate the fact that he didn’t, and that I can be here to be a part of this. I appreciate what he’s seen in me as a player from 20 years old until now.” – Happ

Wednesday Walk-Up Song

The Cubs need a statement win in Milwaukee with a two-game swing on the line.